Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."