Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"