Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.