Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.