Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Barty Crouch Jr. Jokes More Barty Crouch Jr. Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.