Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon