Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.