What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!