What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!