What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".