What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin