What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !