What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.