Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.