Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"