Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.