Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.