What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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Who is left?

Marco Rubio

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!