What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Geometry.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture