What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.