What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.