Geometry Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.