Geometry Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Outfield Jokes More Outfield Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Cute Angle Jokes More Cute Angle Jokes

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield