Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin