Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."