What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.