Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.