What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.