What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.