What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.