What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.