What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.