Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.