What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.