What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu