Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
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Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
Everywhere.
E V E R Y W H E R E
He kept trying to tune her G string.
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
She got hit by a Bus.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
She had a 19" rack.
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She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
I pushed her.
SHE WENT TO JARED!
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Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Her operations were not unprecedented.
Cancer.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
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She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally
Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Everywhere
Jihad a chance, and you blew it.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
their lips are moving
Chick to chick !
swimming goggles
You look for the fresh prints.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
