Sally Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)