Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Japanese Girlfriend Jokes More Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.