Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits