What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.