What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?