What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl