What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.