What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.