What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.