What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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Allahu Snackbar!"

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