What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..