For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Show me your nose!"
You can drop her off anywhere
Because he couldn't find a date!
Because Muslim girls can't go to school