What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting