Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to