What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.