Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!