Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.