Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.