Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !