Egypt Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

How do you know when the king of Egypt is horny?

From all the Pharaoh moans.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.