What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!