What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!