Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!