Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!