Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.