Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.