What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)