Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

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I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.