Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!