Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !