How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.