How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.