How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!