What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Herbivore Jokes More Herbivore Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.