What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.