What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.