What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.