What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters