What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars