What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.