What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"