What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.