What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.