What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.