What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.