Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.