Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

How did Wendy die?

The baconator