What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.