What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar